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[WP] You wake up to the sun setting. Confused, you have dessert and then dinner. Suddenly you realise—it must be opposites day.
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[WP] You live in the crack behind the sofa, and your sole job is to push items back up that get lost down there. You’re pretty good at returning lost treasures after a day or two, but once in a while you decide to keep something special just for yourself.
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[WP] Due to a typographical error, a robot is programmed to never charm a human. It wouldn’t be too bad, except the robot is employed in the hospitality industry.
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[WP] At the Pearly Gates, you learn that you’re the first ever human to perfectly balance good and evil deeds. Unsure what to do, St Peter gives you an option: you can either replace someone in Heaven, or replace someone in Hell.
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[WP] It was cute at first, but now it’s a matter of pride. You’ve been on the phone to your partner for three days now and you utterly refuse to be the one who hangs up.
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[WP] You’re not really a villain. It’s just every time a hero comes past, it happens to be a Monday. And you HATE Mondays.
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[WP] The world was actually created in a lab in the late 1990s. Luckily, time travel was invented around the same time, so the first humans could go back and fill the gaps.
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[WP] “I wish to be immoral!” You exclaim. “Uhhh… don’t you mean immortal?” The genie asks. You scoff. “Hell no!”
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