/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] The talisman was shattered into seven pieces, each piece entrusted to a powerful guardian. But the Enemy came and destroyed the guardians one by one—Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, and Doc fell first, until all that remained between evil and conquest was the lone knight called Happy.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] They’re called “curse words” for a reason—because every time you use one, somebody becomes cursed. “$&@&” will make them grow warts, “?$!@“ will ruin their love life… and then there’s the most powerful curse of all.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You though it would be clever to start the annual meeting by literally breaking a block of ice. Two months and several thousand dollars in ice sculpting lessons later, you’re starting to regret your decisions.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] “Thank you for calling Summon2U. We understand you have a choice in summoning services and appreciate your business. To summon a minor demon, please press one. For Fae and other beings of Faerie, please press two. For major beings including Cthulhu, Hades, and Lucifer, please stay on the line.”
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] “Mummy don’t pull the plug out of the bathroom, there’s a dragon down the drain!” “Oh baby, it’s OK, that’s just the noise the water makes going down.” You say smiling, as you pull the plug out. With a loud roar, a small dragon bursts out of the drain and starts to fly around the bathroom.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] One day you accidentally sit on your television remote and press a random sequence of buttons. Suddenly your TV flashes and the characters stop talking and turn to look at you.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Not all time cops work homicide and solve murders. You, a time cop, work the traffic beat. It’s a dull but honest living, until this morning when someone travelled to the past doing forty parsecs over the limit while swerving erratically.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Some police protect the community from physical threats, others from supernatural threats. You, a new age police officer, protect the community from emotional threats.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You’re pretty sure you’re married to a witch, but they try hard to keep it a secret so you haven’t said anything. You’re also pretty sure they don’t realise you’re actually an assassin.
Mark as read: Add to a list