/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] You work in the marine mammal department of the local zoo. One morning you arrive at work to find a guilty looking manatee nursing a baby narwhal, both of who were being stared down by one very angry unicorn.
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[WP] You are a detective and your new partner is very obviously from another planet. He’s trying hard to blend in, so even though he’s a little awkward, you play along with the charade.
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[WP] The local crime lords realise that killing each other only attracts attention from the authorities. Instead, they find a new avenue to settle their differences--by betting on their children's school sporting events.
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[WP] It turns out mosquitos only bite people to collect human blood for their DNA database. You learn this when you come across their research facility deep in the swamp one day, guarded by your clone.
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[WP] The Hero’s final blow landed, and the Villain fell as expected. But as the Villain’s body hit the ground, it exploded into a cloud of weapons, gold, and other loot, which was rather unexpected.
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[WP] An eccentric billionaire invests heavily in bringing teleportation technology to the average person. The “fail early and often” mantra that created their early success leads to randomly appearing body parts across the globe.
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[WP] The big talk of the Winter Olympics isn’t who was invited or not, but the performance of the team from Vatican City. For a country that rarely sees snow, their clean sweep of the medal tally is rather miraculous…
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[WP] A new villain is in town, so the mayor calls up the local heroes to help out. But everything the villain does is unintentionally helpful, and soon the mayor needs to find a way to stop the heroes.
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[WP] An amusement park trying to create the most realistic Halloween attractions secretly hires real vampires as staff. Unfortunately the zombies find out and file discrimination charges. Management is now forced into arbitration with both the vampire and zombie union representatives.
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