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[WP] A billionaire runs a web store that offers same day delivery on all purchases. One day the billionaire’s lawyers point out that there’s nothing in the terms of service that restrict delivery to Earth. The billionaire rapidly starts a rocket company before anyone notices.
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[WP] “So you’re saying somebody needs to go down and kill the beast? This is madness!” cries Thor to Odin, as the room erupts in noise once more. Slowly Bob Ross stands up from his chair and the halls of Valhalla go silent. “Somebody hold my beer.”
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[WP] You frequently consort with demons. You’ve heard them threaten you, try to outsmart you, and even just leave, but this is the first time one of them has appealed to your conscience.
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[WP] It’s the year 2050 and war is banned through global agreement. States are now forced to seek alternative methods of conflict resolution. Welcome to the age of trial by cook off.
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[WP] Every time you achieve something major in your life, a sound effect plays from nowhere. When you woke up this morning and opened your eyes, the sound effect played.
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[WP] You collect once powerful demons that used to punish people for crimes that no longer exist. Your collection includes Spoke Ill of the King, Claimed the Earth Wasn’t the Centre of the Universe, and Forgot to Rewind the VCR Tape. Today, one of your demons was unexpectedly summoned.
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[WP] Someone keeps wiring your cars with explosives and you have no idea why. You’ve been through four this week, and even though you have insurance and haven’t been harmed in any of the blasts, both the police and insurance company are getting suspicious.
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[WP] A witch dumps a half finished potion down the drain and a chemical in the drain makes the potion sentient. As the potion flows through the pipes, the sewer, and on to the ocean, it creates small chemical reactions around the creatures it passes in order to make their lives better.
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