/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] The first ever combined human and alien social function is proceeding well until one of the aliens notices a human eating a piece of broccoli. Instantly, all of the aliens turn towards the human.
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[WP] You awake one day in a strange world. Over time, you take up a job as an investigator. The locals of this world are impressed by your technologically advanced investigative skills—like “fingerprinting”—all of which you learnt from watching CSI shows on TV.
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[WP] “And they all lived happily ever after” sounds like a great dream. But after several hundred years of sunshine and roses, you start wishing for something, anything, to go wrong.
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[WP] “Todd, put some pants on. It’s time to save the world.” “RRROOOAAARRR!!!” Todd roars in agreement.
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[WP] Ovrnight, th lttr “” compltly disappars from th nglish languag. Which maks it rally hard to tll popl that you’r a bkpr.
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[WP] “You see, nobody uses lamps any more, but everyone uses the internet. That is why us genies moved into the digital realm. Now what is your first wish?” “Huh? Siri I’m just trying to find a pizza place that’s open, can you help or not?”
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[WP] When the Gods are frustrated, they choose to cool off the same as anybody else--by ranting on the internet. You are an administrator for the website revvit, a social news platform for deities based on a system of voting, and your latest problem is--quite literally--apocalyptic.
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[WP] The Earth is flat, but it has two sides. You sail your boat off the edge of the Earth and wake up on the UnderEarth, a large civilisation blissfully unaware of the existence of Earth. You are now hunted by the church of UnderEarth as a heretic for claiming the Earth is flat, not round.
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[WP] You experience an emotion that no one else can feel. Over time, you learn that the intensity of this emotion is based on how close you are to your soulmate. You set out to find them.
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