/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] While the rest of the Earth lies on the World Turtle's back, you chose to relocate to its head. It took you a while to get over your nausea every time it looks around, but you have a newfound respect for the number of threats it protects the Earth from.
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[WP] For every person with a superpower, there is another with a superweakness. You are the leader of the superweak, trying to bring the world’s attention to the impact that superheroes have had on your kind. This is difficult, because your weakness is that people rarely agree with you.
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[WP] “Do you mean to tell me that this whole world, this entire existence… was a trap?!?” “Well yes,” said the God, defensively. “But that’s why I created squid.”
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[WP] Theoretical physicists prove that Santa Claus is bound by quantum mechanics. This implies the existence of children who are simultaneously naughty and nice. You are the elf in charge of Christmas pets and you’ve just received a very large order for cats.
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[WP] Your parents always told you not to talk to strangers. You obeyed, but not for lack of trying. Turns out every random person you meet on the street already knows your name.
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[WP] After taking a short video with your phone, you notice the file is much longer than it should be. Confused, you play the video. It starts as expected, but a few seconds in the whole world seems to freeze. Then, and strange figure enters the screen and stares directly at the camera.
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[WP] Minecraft had it right—when you die, you enter spectator mode, where you can see the world as a ghost but not interact. But when you die, you enter creative mode.
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[WP] You come from a happy family. Your parents are loving, supportive, and kind. You literally cannot think of anything they’ve ever done that could be considered evil, mean, or even unfair. That is, until the day you see their browser history.
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[WP] Your car was bitten by a radioactive spider and now has superpowers. It sounds great, but it keeps shooting webs at cars that are speeding or that run through red lights. You’re now in court after it strung up the mayor for failing to come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
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