/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] No one knows who started the war between the Duplo figures and the Technic machines. But after finding the wreckage of the Number Train lying in front of the airport control tower, the Duplo figures knew damn well who was going to finish it.
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[WP] You are part of the UN Committee for the Renaming of Animals. You’ve agreed that “snake” should become “nope rope”, and “wolf” should be “moon dog”, but you’ve drawn the line at renaming “seal” to “soggy doggy”.
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[WP] Every time there’s a staff meeting, it’s school policy to identify a ‘designated survivor’ who is responsible for running the school if anything happens to the meeting participants. As the designated survivor, you’ve just learnt that includes when they all sneak out the back door.
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[WP] It seemed like a good idea at the time, letting the kids watch YouTube so you could have some time to yourself. But when they starting using tactics from Call of Duty to raid the candy jar, you realised your mistake.
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[WP] Scientists manage to extract the source code of the human brain, and they find we’re programmed to do some… rather unusual things.
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[WP] In the brightest corners of the internet sits the Light Web, a magical place where every website offers tailor made miracles. You are browsing the Light Web for a present for your niece, and world is wonderful—until you realise all of the unicorn dealers are out of stock.
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[WP] A quick tempered cop has the power to freeze time. But the only person who can unfreeze it is a melodramatic burglar. Now tell the story from the perspective of a young child who has no idea what the hell is going on.
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[WP] When humans die, they are reincarnated as mosquitos. If a mosquito collects enough human blood during their life, then when they die they are reincarnated as a human. You die and are reincarnated as a mosquito during a zombie apocalypse.
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[WP] After months of searching you’ve finally found a donor for your terminally ill partner. The only problem is that the donor is still alive.
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