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[WP] It was supposed to be a one way mission. So—naturally—before you left you told the rest of the party what you really thought of them. Surprisingly, they really appreciated your feedback.
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[WP] You live in a house under the sea. One day you are watching TV when you turn around to look out the large window behind you. An octopus is standing there, and it very slowly and deliberately lifts its tentacles and signs “PUT SPONGEBOB ON” in American Sign Language.
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[WP] An asteroid collides with the other side of the globe, setting off a cataclysm that will end all life on Earth. You know you only have a few hours to live, but you’re determined to make them count.
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[WP] The genie made you immortal by causing your body to heal when damaged. You’re now immune to fire, poison, and blades… but also haircuts and manicures, which can be rather awkward.
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[WP] In your defence, the job sounded pretty straightforward—protect the town from the supernatural. And the pay is pretty good too. You just wish they gave you more weapons than a whistle and flashlight.
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[WP] To finish the zombie apocalypse you must destroy patient zero, the zombie that created all other zombies. You begin a quest to find the first human who rose from the dead.
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[WP] Apparently the markings on a runway are a form of spell to ensure aircraft land properly. You, an airport cleaner, learn this the hard way one day after using a very strong chemical cleaner on the threshold.
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[WP] With modern technology, you can now summon a demon by text message—which puts a whole new level of importance on having an accurate autocorrect.
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