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[WP] “Hang on, let me work this out… it will just be some quick mental gymnastics.” You say. The alien looks a bit nervous. “Do you require a safety net or trapeze?”
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[WP] After a near death experience you decide to join a religion. Having little experience with faith, you Google the most common religion to convert to. Now you’re roaming the Earth and spreading the Lord’s word, converting as many fellow humans as you can to PDF.
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[WP] Your power draws its strength from nearby sources of salt water. You can operate at full strength near the ocean and be pretty effective when you’re sweating—it just gets a bit awkward when you’re forced to make yourself cry.
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[WP] You can talk to walls. They really don’t have a lot to say most times, although now your house is going through puberty they can be rather emotional.
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[WP] Everyone on Earth is an alien, but the government goes to great lengths to spread the lie about “humans”.
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[WP] Every time you learn something new, you forget something you used to know. The old thought is then expelled from your body as CO2 when you exhale. When the Earth unites to fight rising CO2 levels, humans find that the atmosphere knows a lot of random facts.
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[WP] Every time you pin a location on Google Maps, a large pin appears in the real world at that location. This comes in handy for highlighting locations, digging large holes, and dealing with the occasional extra-terrestrial threat.
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[WP] Your superpower is (REDACTED)—you have the ability to (REDACTED), but only when (REDACTED). It sounds pretty useful, but it’s a downright pain in the ass when you’re trying to (REDACTED).
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