/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] You’re a shark and you can sense something is wrong. The water where you live is getting warmer and the ocean is getting bigger. But whenever you try to communicate with one of the land-walkers, they splash away in fear.
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[WP] It started with one innocent comment, more of a rhetorical question than anything. "If we die every time he lands on our heads... why don't we just wear helmets?" But in that one moment, Jerry revolutionized modern warfare.
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[WP] They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but asking Siri where to buy an Amazon Echo comes awfully close.
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[WP] A group of kids and their talking dog terrorise a town by dressing up as ghosts. And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky old folks.
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[WP] Your superpower is the ability to drink a full pint of beer in under 10 seconds and it’s remarkable how many times this has saved your life.
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[WP] It started with a simple request. “Hey man, can I advertise your party on Facebook?” Now you have a group of small green aliens smiling at your door holding beer, pretzels, and what appears to be a shrink ray.
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[WP] After saving the city from the Villain, you expected all of the fame, riches, and glory. What you didn’t expect was for the Villain’s dad to call your parents and ask them why you were bullying his kid.
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[WP] In an effort to increase national security, Congress passes a law that says all human names must contain an upper case letter, a lower case letter, a number, and a special character. The number of people who walk around holding a post it note with their own name on it increases dramatically.
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[WP] Congress passes a law that the owner of the highest voted social media account in the country becomes president. In the latest election, the winner was a repost bot. Everyone is baffled when it makes the economy stronger by following popular suggestions from the past few years.
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