/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] “…and may the odds be ever in your favour.” The voice goes quiet and you smile. Soon they will all fall. And then—finally—you will emerge victorious as the leader of the playground.
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[WP] It feels like no matter what you do, you always perform better when no one is watching. It’s true; trust me, I know. Because it’s my job to make you fail when other people are watching.
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[WP] When the map said X marks the spot, it wasn’t kidding—there’s the treasure, and standing in front of it is your ex. You wonder whether the lifetimes worth of wealth and fame inside is worth the next fifteen minutes of constant nagging.
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[WP] Shortly after Facebook introduces the metaverse, humans evolve towards a digital only existence. You are one of the few ‘unplugged’, a small group who maintain the infrastructure to keep the metaverse running. You’ve just uploaded v536.24, which adds a new character called “Neo”.
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[WP] In an unexpected plot twist, you kill off the main character in your successful novel series. Unfortunately though, your main character can break the fourth wall, and their ghost is both petty and indignant.
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[WP] During the zombie apocalypse, the greatest feat of humanity was engineering a virus that made all zombies become vegetarians. The lowered rates of zombie-on-human violence were expected; the response from the plant kingdom was not.
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[WP] You and a group of friends prank the town one day with a fake UFO hoax. Your parents are really upset—not because of the legal trouble or the ethical issues, but because as a family of aliens, you’re supposed to be keeping a low profile.
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[WP] The Villain’s superpower was narcissistic—they could steal anyone’s thunder. They were harmless at first, more of an annoyance than anything, until the day they met Thor.
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[WP] In desperation, a professor of statistics summons a demon. The professor fears how the demon will react, but when it arrives the demon is full of admiration for the professor's work.
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[WP] Nervously, you hit the post button. You're sure you did everything right--you sorted by top, copied the first prompt, and then submitted it as a new post. Now to sit back and wait for the karma. And maybe--just maybe--you'll get enough to save your best friend's life.
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