/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] You adopt a stray kitten. At the first full moon, it transforms in front of you into a human. “We need to address your relationship with that filthy dog next door.” The were-human says sternly.
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[WP] “Oh, you’re from Earth?” The alien asked. “I love that place! I was so sad when it was destroyed.” “Yeah, it’s got really good…. wait, what?”
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[WP] They found the first body by the lake, mouth stuffed full of corn flakes. The second was found lying facedown in a bowl of Cheerios. By the time they found the third, covered in pop tarts, they knew: there was a cereal killer on the loose.
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[WP] It turns out Monday was never a day of the week, but is actually the fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, sent prior to the other four to prepare humankind for eternal suffering. After battling through hordes of corporate zealots, the Hero finally arrives at Monday’s executive office.
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[WP] You conduct a ride along one day with the local sheriff. You are surprised when they break up a witches coven, arrest three aliens posing as humans, and defeat a rogue AI system that threatens the town. “We’ll what did you think we do?” The sheriff asks, surprised.
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[WP] While watering the garden one day, you angle the hose so that a small rainbow appears over your rose bushes. Suddenly a small man in a green suit appears. "Excuse me Sir, but do you have a permit to be making that?" He asks, pointing at the rainbow.
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[WP] Angels were created to enforce the fundamental laws of nature. The Angel of Energy keeps aircraft flying while the Angel of Mass places satellites in orbit. You are the Angel of Murphy.
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[WP] Every time an adventurer spent a night in the village, the town was attacked by zombies, skeletons, and exploding creatures. The villagers agreed they’d had enough—the next time an adventurer visited they would trade, but the only conversation the adventurer would get from them was “Hrmm.”
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[WP] One day you help an old lady cross the road. The next day, you find three old ladies waiting in the same spot, seeking your help. It's now day eight and you need to figure out how to help 932 old ladies cross the road before work.
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[WP] After graduating necromancer school, you travel the world resurrecting trees and plants from destroyed forests. In the high carbon dioxide environment, the plants mutate and adapt into sentient beings. Now, with you as their leader, they act to take vengeance on the world that destroyed them.
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