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[WP] You are the blacksmith who creates all the perfectly formfitting cleavage armor for high level adventurer women.

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[WP] You're about to be the first werewolf on the moon. Problem is, you haven't told your crewmates.

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[WP] A horrible little man in a ridiculous hat FAR overstays his welcome

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[WP] Due to the wonders of modern technology, a kid actually grows up to be a firetruck.

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[WP] Patch notes for a game that doesn't exist

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[WP] A typo in a magical spell results in its target being banished to the Netherlands for ten thousand years.

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[WP] "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts. I'm about to draw the wrath of a God."

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[WP] A medieval Knight Commander and the Admiral of an interstellar fleet switch places.

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[WP][EU] For the Doom Marine, morality is simple: Humans are good, Demons are bad, end of story. But Captain B. J. Blaskowicz knows that it's more complicated than that. Sometimes, people are just monsters, even without any demonic influence.

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[WP] Human Jeff, I understand that your species mental state benefits from "reading stories". As your bunkmate, I would like to assist you with this ritual. I have acquired two stories: Materials Processor Diagnostic Manual 4th edition, and The Adventures of Millicent the Bunny.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are the blacksmith who creates all the perfectly formfitting cleavage armor for high level adventurer women.	2496
[WP] You're about to be the first werewolf on the moon. Problem is, you haven't told your crewmates.	147
[WP] A horrible little man in a ridiculous hat FAR overstays his welcome	98
[WP] Due to the wonders of modern technology, a kid actually grows up to be a firetruck.	71
[WP] Patch notes for a game that doesn't exist	45
[WP] A typo in a magical spell results in its target being banished to the Netherlands for ten thousand years.	34
[WP] "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts. I'm about to draw the wrath of a God."	24
[WP] A medieval Knight Commander and the Admiral of an interstellar fleet switch places.	21
[WP][EU] For the Doom Marine, morality is simple: Humans are good, Demons are bad, end of story. But Captain B. J. Blaskowicz knows that it's more complicated than that. Sometimes, people are just monsters, even without any demonic influence.	12
[WP] Human Jeff, I understand that your species mental state benefits from "reading stories". As your bunkmate, I would like to assist you with this ritual. I have acquired two stories: Materials Processor Diagnostic Manual 4th edition, and The Adventures of Millicent the Bunny.	10