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[WP] The world has become so safe that no one dies in accidents. All disease is preventable. Natural disaster is eradicated. Even slight mishaps are unimaginable. You're the last remaining insurance salesperson and, goddammit, you've got quotas to hit.

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[WP] You know what, just write a cool undersea adventure. I want to read about that. Have fun with it.

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[WP] You can't rebuild him. You don't have the technology. But you're going to try, goddammit.

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[WP] Enraged with your insubordination, your captain transfers you to a new precinct: The Wizard District. You don't know a thing about magic, but at least you still have a gun.

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[WP] After 10,000 years, you're free! It's time to conquer -- wait, why is everyone on the moon?

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[WP] In a utopian, post-war society, all matters are settled with words. You are a budding diplomat faced with an impossible job. At least until you rediscover punching.

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[WP] You are the world's greatest bounty hunter. You decide to take a job that pays a single gold coin.

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[WP] You're lost at sea. You don't intend to be found.

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[WP] According to countless psychics and supercomputer analyses humanity will suffer global extermination unless, on her next trip to the store, Courtney finally splurges on name brand laundry detergent.

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[WP] Karma is now money. For every good deed you do, you are rewarded with currency. Due to this, you have been tasked with solving Canada's extreme hyperinflation.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The world has become so safe that no one dies in accidents. All disease is preventable. Natural disaster is eradicated. Even slight mishaps are unimaginable. You're the last remaining insurance salesperson and, goddammit, you've got quotas to hit.	1391
[WP] You know what, just write a cool undersea adventure. I want to read about that. Have fun with it.	371
[WP] You can't rebuild him. You don't have the technology. But you're going to try, goddammit.	284
[WP] Enraged with your insubordination, your captain transfers you to a new precinct: The Wizard District. You don't know a thing about magic, but at least you still have a gun.	271
[WP] After 10,000 years, you're free! It's time to conquer -- wait, why is everyone on the moon?	49
[WP] In a utopian, post-war society, all matters are settled with words. You are a budding diplomat faced with an impossible job. At least until you rediscover punching.	38
[WP] You are the world's greatest bounty hunter. You decide to take a job that pays a single gold coin.	24
[WP] You're lost at sea. You don't intend to be found.	22
[WP] According to countless psychics and supercomputer analyses humanity will suffer global extermination unless, on her next trip to the store, Courtney finally splurges on name brand laundry detergent.	9
[WP] Karma is now money. For every good deed you do, you are rewarded with currency. Due to this, you have been tasked with solving Canada's extreme hyperinflation.	6