/u/marshallman31's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] “Childhood is idolizing Batman. Adolescence is when The Joker starts to makes sense. Adulthood is realizing Commissioner Gordon doesn’t get paid enough to deal with their shit.”
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[WP] After a car accident, you wake up with amnesia. Your family tells you your life story and eventually you begin to remember. However, what you’re being told and what you’re remembering are completely different.
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[WP]“We burn the present for the sake of a brighter future, then act surprised when all that’s left is ash.”
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[WP] “Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made alo-“ “Dude, we desecrated a major archaeological site and half of our team died for the promise of treasure that wasn’t even here!”
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[WP] You and The Resistance have finally overthrew the AI and took your world back! As you walk towards a new tomorrow, your commanders start saying things like, “gg, guys. Same time, next week?” “Yeah, dude. See you then!”
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[WP] In the future, historians are scrambling to try to deduce what exactly happened in the 1990s. Yet every book, every informant, and all filmography relating to the time period repeats the same message, “Only 90s kids can remember the 90s.”
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[WP] “Congratulations on defeating The Dark Lord…” Your mentor and all of your allies suddenly turn their weapons on you, “…but you were meant to be a martyr. Forgive us.”
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[EU] “Listen to me, J Jonah Jameson! Peter Parker is Spiderman!” The captive editor for the Daily Bugle stared at the villain nonchalantly, “…Buddy, I already know.”
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[WP] “Although we are grateful to you for defeating our oppressors, you were meant to die in battle…” your “allies” suddenly turned their weapons on you, “Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.”
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