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I chuckled to myself as the small organism known as “dogs” by the inferior species lick my hand, small droplet of spittle flying through the air and I lean my head back and laugh heartily at the stars, their photons traveling directly into my eyes at breakneck speed as I continued to chortle.

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I eat the what I thought is cow flesh laughing at the savory flavor seeping across mine tongue.

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I chortled in wonder as the Best Buy employee handed me the vr headset with a wink, informing me with a small yet persistent gleam in his eye that it could be marvelous to get a break from everyday life in the matrix.

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I chuckled to mineself as and homeless man ran up to my wife and 4 children yell them to escape the matrix before it am too late.

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I roared in delight as the chiefs won the Super Bowl after the refs called holding on James Bradberry, high fiving papa skeet and chugging an entire can of lions head.

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Your wife picked up your child half and hour ago: “Said the day care worker.”

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I’m have and gift can here what my wife is hereing at all times.

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I chuckled to myself as the small organism known as “dogs” by the inferior species lick my hand, small droplet of spittle flying through the air and I lean my head back and laugh heartily at the stars, their photons traveling directly into my eyes at breakneck speed as I continued to chortle.	1
I eat the what I thought is cow flesh laughing at the savory flavor seeping across mine tongue.	1
I chortled in wonder as the Best Buy employee handed me the vr headset with a wink, informing me with a small yet persistent gleam in his eye that it could be marvelous to get a break from everyday life in the matrix.	1
I chuckled to mineself as and homeless man ran up to my wife and 4 children yell them to escape the matrix before it am too late.	0
I roared in delight as the chiefs won the Super Bowl after the refs called holding on James Bradberry, high fiving papa skeet and chugging an entire can of lions head.	0
Your wife picked up your child half and hour ago: “Said the day care worker.”	0
I’m have and gift can here what my wife is hereing at all times.	0