WritingPrompts

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[WP] “You may make three wishes. Once you have, I will choose two to grant and one to forever bar you from gaining.”	524
[WP] One day the most popular (and meanest) girl in the school has a complete attitude change and becomes extremely wholesome and friendly. Then you learn she is possessed by a demon. “Is”. Not “was”.	488
[WP] Through complete accident (and cultural misunderstanding), you gain a nonhuman girlfriend. Your wife thinks this is hilarious.	377
[WP] “For the last time: Humans are not monkeys. They’re apes. Monkeys have tails. Humans do not. If you’re going to insist on being condescending, at least try not to sound like a moron at the same time.”	324
[WP] The Divine blessing of "Hero" granted by the gods is one of the worst kinds of mind control, slowly destroying the personality of the blessed individual. You are the only one who is able to look at the "Hero" and see them as a person rather than a living weapon and offer them comfort.	290
[WP] “Humanity is truly fascinating. Never before have we encountered a hive mind with multiple personalities.”	267
[WP] Technically, clerics don’t draw power from their gods, they draw power from their faith. There are many clerics who draw power from faith in concepts like nature, the elements, or Justice. Then there’s that one weirdo who is powered by their faith in other people.	209
[WP] The superhero and their supervillain nemesis are actually best friends who carefully plan their altercations to “incidentally” expose political and/or corporate corruption.	142
[WP] The princess of the cat people got herself stuck in a tree. For the third time. This week.	124
[WP] “In other news, the number of jump rope related deaths has increased by 10,000% this month…”	109

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