/u/philistine-slayer's posts
[WP] The superheroes and supervillains are angry with you because you help them both but they can't kill you because you're too valuable. You remind them, "look, I'm a doctor with healing powers following the medical code, it doesn't matter who my patients are! Stop whining about it!"
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[WP] As a sarcastic joke for your hippie friend. You give a mother's day gift to Mother Nature in the woods. You suddenly hear a very loud excited voice. "Oh thank you! I'm happy someone finally appreciate me for the 1st time in thousands of years!"
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[WP] She signed up to be in the army to avoid an arranged marriage. On her wedding day, she smiled at the shock of her parents and the fiance she didn't want when soldiers come to the church to draft her. "We apologize for ruining this day but she's coming with us," said the soldier to her father.
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[WP] Aliens had been invited to their human coworker's wedding. They are both scared yet amazed by the human wedding traditions. "What are the weddings even like on your planets?" asked the concerned human. "For starters, we don't make our friends and siblings our temporary slaves..." said one.
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[WP] "No man can defeat me! That means no human can destroy me!" said the dark lord. The little "hero" smiled "I know," and she suddenly whistles. The dark lord was confused but then he was ambushed by a giant red dog.
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[WP] A man who is unknowingly a late-blooming half-siren decides to sing in shower. When he comes out the house, he is confused to see a crowd around the house looking at him.
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[WP] The dark lord was about to take on the party when he looks at the Hero. "What is he wearing?!" He said as he starts laughing with the party. "This dog costume is the only one that gives 20 + to all my weapons and it's immune to dark magic!" shouted the gamer at the tv screen.
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