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Your nipples always point true north.

38 upvotes • r/shittysuperpowers

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You can summon a highly radioactive moose capable of doing high level calculus.

30 upvotes • r/shittysuperpowers

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You can give yourself a sunburn

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[WP] You’ve been turn into a sentient plant at your local garden section. The existing flora welcome you and ask if you need anything.

16 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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You can become extremely knowledgeable in a hobby you have zero interest in.

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You can go through your sunburn faster.

6 upvotes • r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can swap your fingers and your toes.

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You can change left-handed scissors into right-handed scissors.

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[WP]”So it makes random things appear?” “Well…no, the artifact doesn’t ‘make’ objects, more of a you think tree and it does fish. You’ll get the hang of it!” and with that, she vanished.

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You can turn spiders glow in the dark.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Your nipples always point true north.	38	shittysuperpowers
You can summon a highly radioactive moose capable of doing high level calculus.	30	shittysuperpowers
You can give yourself a sunburn	17	shittysuperpowers
[WP] You’ve been turn into a sentient plant at your local garden section. The existing flora welcome you and ask if you need anything.	16	WritingPrompts
You can become extremely knowledgeable in a hobby you have zero interest in.	11	shittysuperpowers
You can go through your sunburn faster.	6	godtiersuperpowers
You can swap your fingers and your toes.	5	shittysuperpowers
You can change left-handed scissors into right-handed scissors.	5	shittysuperpowers
[WP]”So it makes random things appear?” “Well…no, the artifact doesn’t ‘make’ objects, more of a you think tree and it does fish. You’ll get the hang of it!” and with that, she vanished.	4	WritingPrompts
You can turn spiders glow in the dark.	2	shittysuperpowers