/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] He taps the screen. "Uh, look. Right here. When she saves those two kids. Look at the camera feed. That's not speed. She teleported. Teleported! And here, on the read-out. Her output spiked more than 15,000% for that instance."
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[WP] After years of constant battles, you've finally defeated your nemesis, the city's foremost hero and protector. But now their spouse just showed up, and nothing you throw at them even slows them down.
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[WP] The magical girl just stares at you, "What did you do?!". You point, "I shot him! He was coming right at me!".
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[WP] You're a magical girl. Your mother died when you young, before she could train you. Your father is trying but all he has are memories and old war stories.
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[WP] You just suddenly get a text message from one of your friends, claiming they've been trapped in a time loop and don't know how to escape. You just roll your eyes and mutter "Not again..."
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[WP] "Okay, we finished the upgrades to your robot." "Upgrades? I just wanted repairs done." "Repairs? The order said..." "Is that a... chainsaw Wh/y does she have a gun?! She's a maid!"
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[WP] You've finally come face to face with this supposed "evil twin" of yours. Seemingly nobody can tell the difference between the two of you, despite your "evil twin" having red eyes, grey skin, and a giant wind-up key sticking out of their back.
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[WP] An intruder broke into the mansion. The head maid dealt with it personally. The police could only describe intruder as "having been mauled to death by bears".
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[WP] "I can assure you, General, we don't need to rely on little girls with magic powers. These new powered armor suits can do everything they can, and more." "Shall we put that to the test, Colonel?"
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