/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Your daughter wanted a dog. You figured a companion for her and a guard for the house would be a good idea. So you got the very best dog you possibly could, by any means you could conceive. Now you need to explain to the spouse why it has three heads.
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[WP] The magical girl faces the villain, barely holding her own. When things look darkest, she takes out a small device. "My dad gave this to me to use when I'm in trouble. I'm supposed to hold it out like this, and shout "IT'S MORPHING TIME!"!"
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[WP] You're living in a wasteland in a post-apocalyptic future when you stumble upon a magic lamp. The genie informs you there is only enough magic left for one wish. Choose wisely.
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[WP] "I understand we're evil and all, but why are we keeping the eight-year-old girl in a cell, with armed guards, laser turrets, and cameras?" "You know who her father is, don't you? Anything less and she'll be out of the complex in twenty minutes. She's probably already picked the cell door."
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[WP] "Oh, little butterfly," princess sighed as she held out her finger for the butterfly nearby, "Will I ever be queen?". The butterfly landed, said to her "nope lol", and then flew away.
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[WP] You have broken the laws of physics. Now, you just stand in the court of physics, in front of the jury of physics, presided over by the judge of physics.
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[WP] The Headmaster addresses you and your friends in a secret room you didn't know existed. "Remember, children, whatever happens next..." he says, firmly, loading a shotgun, "They are mortal. They can bleed. And they can be killed."
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[WP] You're a trainer and sparring partner for superhero recruits. Your latest has a magical sword. He draws it an inch out of the scabbard, puts it back, and things just randomly fall apart around him. Actually drawing it all the way does nothing.
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[WP] "And, unfortunately, this is the last recorded footage from inside the ship, before impact.". Cue footage of your otherwise dignified captain making some very undignified remarks and gestures as he brings his vessel full speed into the side of the enemy super-destroyer flagship.
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