/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] You're a cartoon caveman. From the year 3,000. With an encyclopedic knowledge of martial arts. Just... just roll with it, alright?
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[WP] You're an adorable frilly magical girl. You just found out your powers don't work on humans. And you found out at the worst time.
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[WP] "Who the hell even are you, man?! You're a !@#$in' nobody!" "Nobody? Nobody!? I'm the god damn man on fire! I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill your boss, and I'm gonna burn this place to the ground on the way out!"
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[WP] You're a poor, abandoned little girl. This is the third game you've been in where you're chased by some horrific demonic entity, and you're sick of it. You're settling this. One way or another.
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[WP] You've been trying to dig your way out of this prison for fifteen years. You hear they're shutting it down and moving the prisoners somewhere else, but you're not going to just give up now.
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[WP] You just kept hitting the Predict Text button on your phone, then sent the message. Now the French monarchy is out to get you.
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[WP] "These people are... These people are like sheep. They flock together. And like sheep, they have a shepard. If one of their lambs goes missing, he will find it, even if he has to search the whole country. And if he finds the lamb in the jaws of a lion... Then he will kill the lion."
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[WP] You just spent a small fortune constructing a 1,500 horsepower treaded tank with a gigantic winch. Why? So you can pull people out of snowbanks in the winter. Which people? All of them.
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[WP] "Hey, honey, I'm just popping here in for a minute, okay? Be right back.". You're standing outside for maybe a minute when they come crashing through the front window, followed by two very large, very angry men.
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