/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] The Elf motions you over. "You know why I love Dwarves so much? Check this out.". She hits the Dwarf over the head with a stick so hard the stick breaks. The Dwarf doesn't feel it.
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[WP] You spit blood and look down the barrel of the gun. "My last words? You want my last words? Here are my last words: Learn to throw a punch, you pansy-ass little !@#$."
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[WP] "This unusual, multi-headed whip is actually a tangle of many other whips, from many different places. Just let it guide you and maybe some day you'll see them all." - Lay of the Blade entry for Tokoko, the Seven Tales of the Seven Tails.
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[WP] The broadcast took over every TV in the city. "Attention: Magical girls of Maricstone City. We of the Crimson Shroud have determined you unfit to protect this city. You will leave immediately, or we will make you leave. You have one hour to give us your answer."
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[WP] You've just been isekai'd, but instead of the usual swords-n-sorcery nonsense, you're sorted into a hyper-advanced space-future with robots and aliens.
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[WP] You have the special power to catch bullets and then throw them back. The drawback is your inability to catch... basically anything else.
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[WP] You're meeting your son's new girlfriend for the first time. In the middle of dinner, she tells you there's an emergency, "EMS requesting assistance", then jumps out the window and starts running down the street.
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[WP] The shopkeeper begins to slowly buff up and get bigger as he orders you and your gang to leave, insisting you don't want to cause trouble.
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[WP] You decided to make mashed potatoes to go with dinner. You started mashing them and they screamed in pain.
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