/u/samuelboyforever's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Then the 92nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium. And the wolf was like ‘dude’.”

2688 upvotes

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[WP] It turns out that vampires are not repelled by garlic. That was just a myth fabricated by a garlic farmer to boost sales. The people have just figured it out, and they are pissed.

440 upvotes

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[EU] (Pokémon) You, the regional champion, have just been dethroned by a kid who used a Magikarp, and nothing else.

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[EU] (Pokémon) After witnessing a trainer’s unfortunate death mid-way through the Gym Challenge, a well-meaning Ditto decides to take their form and complete the Challenge for them.

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[WP] You’ve somehow managed to sink a ship on dry land.

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[EU] An alien clan is showing off the universe's largest sapphire for everyone to admire, but it has drawn the attention of notorious thief Henry Stickmin.

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[EU] This Evil Emperor was stunned to see that the hero who had arrived to defeat him was… a pink ball with stubby arms and feet?

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[WP] “Kid…” says the fairy. “We’ll have you know unicorns are actually an invasive species here. And a deeply unwelcome one.”

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[WP] “Son, these grades are just disgraceful! An F in Spelling! An F in Maths! An F in History! And… how did you even get an F in lunch?!”

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[EU] The Dark King has just begun an attack on a world, preparing to enslave it. Unfortunately for him, he’s selected the world of Doki Doki Literature Club. Now he’s about to learn that Monika’s coding skills are nothing to be trifled with.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “Then the 92nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium. And the wolf was like ‘dude’.”	2688
[WP] It turns out that vampires are not repelled by garlic. That was just a myth fabricated by a garlic farmer to boost sales. The people have just figured it out, and they are pissed.	440
[EU] (Pokémon) You, the regional champion, have just been dethroned by a kid who used a Magikarp, and nothing else.	270
[EU] (Pokémon) After witnessing a trainer’s unfortunate death mid-way through the Gym Challenge, a well-meaning Ditto decides to take their form and complete the Challenge for them.	184
[WP] You’ve somehow managed to sink a ship on dry land.	87
[EU] An alien clan is showing off the universe's largest sapphire for everyone to admire, but it has drawn the attention of notorious thief Henry Stickmin.	80
[EU] This Evil Emperor was stunned to see that the hero who had arrived to defeat him was… a pink ball with stubby arms and feet?	51
[WP] “Kid…” says the fairy. “We’ll have you know unicorns are actually an invasive species here. And a deeply unwelcome one.”	40
[WP] “Son, these grades are just disgraceful! An F in Spelling! An F in Maths! An F in History! And… how did you even get an F in lunch?!”	30
[EU] The Dark King has just begun an attack on a world, preparing to enslave it. Unfortunately for him, he’s selected the world of Doki Doki Literature Club. Now he’s about to learn that Monika’s coding skills are nothing to be trifled with.	25