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[WP] With Pinocchio grown and moved away with his family, a dying Gepetto sets out to make one last puppet. This is the tale of Kevorkio.
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[WP] "This just in, viewers: A lone gunman is currently holding a real, winged angel hostage in a local minimart, and Satan himself has appeared and is trying to talk him down."
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[WP] "Well, if you don't have anything for Show and Tell, please just take your se-" The earth rumbled again, louder, and the kid's eerie smile grew broader.
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[WP] For everyone else, sure, it's just a stupid myth. However, your own home security footage indeed confirms that you have eaten spiders in your sleep. Tens of thousands, actually, like a flowing river.
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[WP] Kept secret for nearly a century, a graveyard lies on the dark side of the moon, headstones as vast as everest, epitaphs that rearrange perpetually. And someone keeps leaving them flowers.
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[WP] Walking through the forest, you hear a distinct whirring sound. There, just beside you, a tray has ejected out of an ordinary tree trunk. In it, an old CD labeled "Nature 1.31.4".
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[WP] Without warning, the great mirror eyes opened, each as big as a continent, peering down upon a terrified Earth. The moon grinned.
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[WP] "I've tried every test I could imagine. I... I just can't measure this goo. For one, it refuses to be measured willingly, and when cornered it changes math itself."
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[WP] 150 years after Jack slew the Giant, the bean species Phaseolus Titanus has already proliferated across the natural world and has begun reaching for the moon itself.
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