/u/sergalahadabeer's posts
[WP] The main character of a story you're about to submit to WritingPrompts shows up at your door and begs you not to submit it.
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[EU] "This is so f***ing lame." Said the commissioner, switching on the dented, flickering Robin signal. The e-saver bulb slowly warmed to its full brightness.
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[WP] 'Kill them with kindness' isn't just a pleasantry, it's literally possible. You're the world's kindest, cold-blooded assassin.
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[WP] A morning shift of tired, underpaid scientists (distantly fated to destroy the world one day) have a debate about what color of LED should glow out of the prototype's eyes.
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[WP] Blood from his brow dripped into his coffee mug as he sipped. "Ahh. So. Turns out, if you sing it long enough, the wheels on the bus go completely insane and kill each other."
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[WP] At first you thought it was merely broken, but as it turns out, that unlabeled switch in the laundromat restroom turns off religion, everywhere.
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[WP] Ebenezer Scrooge learned the true meaning of Christmas that night. Unfortunately, he'd soon discover that the three holiday ghosts 'thing' was in NO WAY exclusive to Christmas.
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[WP] Before the dystopian overlords, you questioned your whole business model. But now, Bart's Explosive Barrel Delivery has finally taken off.
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[WP] You were among the first to colonize Mars. One day, exploring a fresh meteorite crater, you stumble into what could only be an exact, brick for brick copy of your childhood hometown.
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