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I have terrible recall of names and faces.

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My wife and I paid extra to get our daughter the day she was released.

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Every morning for weeks I watched her sitting at her window, glaring at me on my way to school.

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Every morning I read the obituaries to see if I know anyone.

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I named my boat, “Remains to be seen”

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I’m nothing special when it comes to sex, but I do like to suck on a woman’s toes.

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I killed my former best friend today.

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My dog is spoiled.

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I remember how my dad would lift me up and ride me around on his shoulders, and I wanted to try it with my son.

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Our fucked up relationship became a game of who could go darker.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have terrible recall of names and faces.	259
My wife and I paid extra to get our daughter the day she was released.	257
Every morning for weeks I watched her sitting at her window, glaring at me on my way to school.	250
Every morning I read the obituaries to see if I know anyone.	242
I named my boat, “Remains to be seen”	237
I’m nothing special when it comes to sex, but I do like to suck on a woman’s toes.	236
I killed my former best friend today.	231
My dog is spoiled.	231
I remember how my dad would lift me up and ride me around on his shoulders, and I wanted to try it with my son.	217
Our fucked up relationship became a game of who could go darker.	212