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The dog was suffering in the extreme heat of the car, so I broke the window to let it out.

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I’d never seen a kid so excited to learn about the Tooth Fairy.

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“Ok, Jackass, you have my attention”, I said to the pickup looming in my rear view mirror.

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I looked in the mirror to figure out what was causing two sharp pains in my neck.

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“A bone marrow transplant is going to be very painful”, she explained to her patient.

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I gagged as I plunged the toilet.

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For my YouTube channel, I cuffed my hands and zip-tied my ankles around the pole in my basement, to see which form of restraint was stronger.

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I’ve gained some weight and lost my hair, but everybody at my 10th reunion looked like they hadn’t changed at all.

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Today I execute my plan to coworkers.

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The McRib is back!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The dog was suffering in the extreme heat of the car, so I broke the window to let it out.	208
I’d never seen a kid so excited to learn about the Tooth Fairy.	193
“Ok, Jackass, you have my attention”, I said to the pickup looming in my rear view mirror.	188
I looked in the mirror to figure out what was causing two sharp pains in my neck.	186
“A bone marrow transplant is going to be very painful”, she explained to her patient.	183
I gagged as I plunged the toilet.	182
For my YouTube channel, I cuffed my hands and zip-tied my ankles around the pole in my basement, to see which form of restraint was stronger.	177
I’ve gained some weight and lost my hair, but everybody at my 10th reunion looked like they hadn’t changed at all.	170
Today I execute my plan to coworkers.	164
The McRib is back!	155