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A stern man with “Warden” on his uniform looked down at me, limp in my pod.

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My kids keep whining “Frozen, too! Frozen, too!”

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

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“What is the point of coming to see a symphony orchestra when everybody on the stage is a robot?”, I asked my wife.

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I was floating above my body, looking down at the doctors working on me.

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After 30 years of Nuclear Winter, suddenly everything changed.

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Humanity put solar panels on virtually every building across the globe.

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I know there’s no way I can bring her back,

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He was the Eastside Strangler, never caught after 60 years.

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I got pissed off, shut the bedroom door too hard and shattered the mirror over the dresser.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A stern man with “Warden” on his uniform looked down at me, limp in my pod.	154
My kids keep whining “Frozen, too! Frozen, too!”	150
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.	146
“What is the point of coming to see a symphony orchestra when everybody on the stage is a robot?”, I asked my wife.	143
I was floating above my body, looking down at the doctors working on me.	141
After 30 years of Nuclear Winter, suddenly everything changed.	138
Humanity put solar panels on virtually every building across the globe.	137
I know there’s no way I can bring her back,	137
He was the Eastside Strangler, never caught after 60 years.	134
I got pissed off, shut the bedroom door too hard and shattered the mirror over the dresser.	130