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Sobbing and speeding through the torrential rain, my babysitter drove my brother and I out towards the gorge.

567 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Honestly, the problem with free trials is when people forget to cancel them in time.

558 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You've been up and down your time line a million times, but never noticed a tiny blip--human civilization. Crippled as they are in terms of time travel, these strange creatures seem to have the ability to travel through physical space.

423 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I discretely pulled the pepper spray out of my purse and sprayed it into my eyes.

421 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The computer dismantled our suspended animation capsules while we were still 1000 light years from our destination.

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Our dogs don’t get table scraps, but they can eat anything that falls on the floor.

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[WP] You have upside down cross tattoos, and pray to Satan every night. You also give to the poor, love your neighbor, and volunteer at the thrift store. When you die, God and the Devil argue over your soul for days, and ultimately settle for joint custody.

345 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Hackers are spying on me through the smart TV in my living room.

340 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] As people's attention spans continue to shrink, a new sense called "blur" emerges. Those with the most severe cases of ADHD are the first to become proficient.

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I used to hate humanity in general.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sobbing and speeding through the torrential rain, my babysitter drove my brother and I out towards the gorge.	567	TwoSentenceHorror
Honestly, the problem with free trials is when people forget to cancel them in time.	558	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You've been up and down your time line a million times, but never noticed a tiny blip--human civilization. Crippled as they are in terms of time travel, these strange creatures seem to have the ability to travel through physical space.	423	WritingPrompts
I discretely pulled the pepper spray out of my purse and sprayed it into my eyes.	421	TwoSentenceHorror
The computer dismantled our suspended animation capsules while we were still 1000 light years from our destination.	416	TwoSentenceHorror
Our dogs don’t get table scraps, but they can eat anything that falls on the floor.	400	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You have upside down cross tattoos, and pray to Satan every night. You also give to the poor, love your neighbor, and volunteer at the thrift store. When you die, God and the Devil argue over your soul for days, and ultimately settle for joint custody.	345	WritingPrompts
Hackers are spying on me through the smart TV in my living room.	340	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] As people's attention spans continue to shrink, a new sense called "blur" emerges. Those with the most severe cases of ADHD are the first to become proficient.	332	WritingPrompts
I used to hate humanity in general.	329	TwoSentenceComedy