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My daughter yelled hoarsely from the other room, “Daddy, this is a socket wrench, right?”

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My plan was to drink a tiny bit of poison every day, build up my resistance, and then challenge you to a contest.

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Zoom has enabled me to teach students all over the country.

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I call my smaller dog “Lucky” because he brought me a rabbit’s foot, once.

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I placed the 5 different vials of poison on the table and told her to drink one of them.

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Her family watched expectantly as she took the special goggles out of the box and put them on her face.

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After 14 hours with no power, Sheila resigned herself to looking up at the night sky through the window.

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[WP] Every hour on the hour, you role one nine-sided die to determine your alignment for the next sixty minutes. After an uneventful hour of Neutral, you roll the die, and smile. Chaotic Evil.

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My husband think they’re an eyesore, but I think these giant windmill farms are majestic.

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I kept staring in the mirror and saying “Oh my God” over and over.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daughter yelled hoarsely from the other room, “Daddy, this is a socket wrench, right?”	316	TwoSentenceHorror
My plan was to drink a tiny bit of poison every day, build up my resistance, and then challenge you to a contest.	314	TwoSentenceHorror
Zoom has enabled me to teach students all over the country.	310	TwoSentenceHorror
I call my smaller dog “Lucky” because he brought me a rabbit’s foot, once.	308	TwoSentenceHorror
I placed the 5 different vials of poison on the table and told her to drink one of them.	307	TwoSentenceHorror
Her family watched expectantly as she took the special goggles out of the box and put them on her face.	305	TwoSentenceHorror
After 14 hours with no power, Sheila resigned herself to looking up at the night sky through the window.	304	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Every hour on the hour, you role one nine-sided die to determine your alignment for the next sixty minutes. After an uneventful hour of Neutral, you roll the die, and smile. Chaotic Evil.	293	WritingPrompts
My husband think they’re an eyesore, but I think these giant windmill farms are majestic.	292	TwoSentenceHorror
I kept staring in the mirror and saying “Oh my God” over and over.	279	TwoSentenceHorror