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I wonder how many people in this sub have actually murdered someone?

276 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I got to watch HBO for the first time last night, but the sound was all muffled.

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[WP] You find a pistol and some ammo in your dad's things. Never having even held a gun, you take it into your back yard and fire a few shots, and hit every target you aim at. Even at the age of 9, you realize you shouldn't be this good at this. You put the gun back in your dad's things.

268 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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If “sophomoric” humor is considered immature, what would “freshmanic” humor be considered?

267 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I’m terrified because my daughter has refused to take her pills for three days now.

261 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have terrible recall of names and faces.

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My wife and I paid extra to get our daughter the day she was released.

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[WP] WAIT. Don't delete this. This is me. I mean I am you. I think we have amnesia and have been posting on a bunch of different accounts. Just start writing a story off the top of your head. Maybe it will help us REMEMBER.

256 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You can't outshoot, out gamble or out ride the criminal element in town, but folks made you sheriff because you can out bullshit anybody, any time.

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Every morning for weeks I watched her sitting at her window, glaring at me on my way to school.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wonder how many people in this sub have actually murdered someone?	276	TwoSentenceHorror
I got to watch HBO for the first time last night, but the sound was all muffled.	270	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You find a pistol and some ammo in your dad's things. Never having even held a gun, you take it into your back yard and fire a few shots, and hit every target you aim at. Even at the age of 9, you realize you shouldn't be this good at this. You put the gun back in your dad's things.	268	WritingPrompts
If “sophomoric” humor is considered immature, what would “freshmanic” humor be considered?	267	TwoSentenceComedy
I’m terrified because my daughter has refused to take her pills for three days now.	261	TwoSentenceHorror
I have terrible recall of names and faces.	259	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife and I paid extra to get our daughter the day she was released.	257	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] WAIT. Don't delete this. This is me. I mean I am you. I think we have amnesia and have been posting on a bunch of different accounts. Just start writing a story off the top of your head. Maybe it will help us REMEMBER.	256	WritingPrompts
[WP] You can't outshoot, out gamble or out ride the criminal element in town, but folks made you sheriff because you can out bullshit anybody, any time.	254	WritingPrompts
Every morning for weeks I watched her sitting at her window, glaring at me on my way to school.	250	TwoSentenceHorror