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Every morning I read the obituaries to see if I know anyone.

242 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After all these years of looking at the naked female form, I still can’t help but get aroused.

239 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I named my boat, “Remains to be seen”

237 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m nothing special when it comes to sex, but I do like to suck on a woman’s toes.

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My dog is spoiled.

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I killed my former best friend today.

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[WP] In the same month, Dr. Harris constructs an android of himself, and a clone of himself. You, his identical twin, hate them both.

223 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Cats and spiders are rival alien races attempting to infiltrate human homes. Spiders have greater numbers in place, but cats have a more strategic foothold. Dogs, by the way, are just dogs.

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I remember how my dad would lift me up and ride me around on his shoulders, and I wanted to try it with my son.

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Our fucked up relationship became a game of who could go darker.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every morning I read the obituaries to see if I know anyone.	242	TwoSentenceHorror
After all these years of looking at the naked female form, I still can’t help but get aroused.	239	TwoSentenceComedy
I named my boat, “Remains to be seen”	237	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m nothing special when it comes to sex, but I do like to suck on a woman’s toes.	236	TwoSentenceHorror
My dog is spoiled.	231	TwoSentenceHorror
I killed my former best friend today.	231	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] In the same month, Dr. Harris constructs an android of himself, and a clone of himself. You, his identical twin, hate them both.	223	WritingPrompts
[WP] Cats and spiders are rival alien races attempting to infiltrate human homes. Spiders have greater numbers in place, but cats have a more strategic foothold. Dogs, by the way, are just dogs.	219	WritingPrompts
I remember how my dad would lift me up and ride me around on his shoulders, and I wanted to try it with my son.	217	TwoSentenceHorror
Our fucked up relationship became a game of who could go darker.	212	TwoSentenceHorror