/u/sugar-soad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I knew that something was wrong the second I walked into my house, and immediately tensed up and prepared for the worse

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It is always satisfying to release a silent but deadly fart

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My son was absolutely furious when I forgot to bring him home a happy meal, and threatened to run away to make me look like a bad parent

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People always assume that I have a large family because of my car

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My wife just told me that I need to learn to take criticism and stop taking things so personally

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew that something was wrong the second I walked into my house, and immediately tensed up and prepared for the worse	277
It is always satisfying to release a silent but deadly fart	263
My son was absolutely furious when I forgot to bring him home a happy meal, and threatened to run away to make me look like a bad parent	253
People always assume that I have a large family because of my car	38
My wife just told me that I need to learn to take criticism and stop taking things so personally	28