/u/torginus's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him." -said the priest. "So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?" - I asked "No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of"
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[WP] "The Casino's main vault is only accessible by a ventilation shaft six inches wide. That's why we need a man of your skills, Mr Claus."
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[WP] The adventurers, having bypassed scores of devious traps and defeated hordes of undead, finally stand before the Lich. "Impressive" the Lich says "You've proven yourselves worthy - of becoming my friends. It gets lonely here after a while y'know."
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[WP] Hell is suffering from an overpopulation problem. To combat this, the Dark Lord himself sends you, a high ranking demon up to Earth to get people to better their ways
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[WP] The police asks you, a psychic consultant, to help solve a difficult case. Being short on cash, you accept happily. Thing is, you've "forgot" to mention that you're actually a pet psychic.
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[WP]The year is 1989. In exchange for 3 billion$ worth of Pepsi,the USSR trades several warships and submarines. Instead of selling them for scrap, Pepsi decides to take out Coca-Cola, thus beginning WW3.
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[WP] When Congressmen talk about helping the economy by creating Jobs, what they actually mean is they're creating a clone army of Steve Jobses
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[WP] You have the ability to foretell the exact way you're going to die. In order to learn more about the future in general, you begin to take more and more 'interesting' risks.
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[WP]After falling into a vat of chemicals, a high school math teacher becomes a mutant axe murderer who kills high school students, who cannot solve his math riddles
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