/u/willyolio's posts
[WP] Someone purchases a suspiciously cheap, old house. It's haunted. They demolish it because they really only wanted the plot of land anyway and the house was ugly.
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[WP] As an expert bounty hunter, outlaws flee at the first mention of your name. However, there's one group of outlaws you desperately avoid: your in-laws.
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[WP] You have a weekly routine. Mondays, you get a superpower. Tuesdays, a number appears over your head. Wednesdays, a demon wakes you up. Thursdays... you can't get the hang of Thursdays. Fridays, aliens abduct you but become afraid of you for some reason.
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[WP] People only get to choose their own name when they are age 5. They are only allowed to change their name once, when they turn 13. Your 13th birthday is coming up.
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[WP] Due to hyperinflation of Facebook Likes, cancer treatments begin to fail, car crashes become more deadly, search and rescue teams can't locate victims...
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[WP] Ghosts tend to be tied to a physical object related to their death. You died choking on some water which has since evaporated...
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[EU] The machines really were using humans as batteries. To improve storage capacity, all the people plugged into the Matrix are extremely obese.
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