/u/willyolio's posts
[Wp] It's election time. In this country, only the people who don't want to be politicians get elected. Anyone who actually expresses a desire to be a politician is tarred and feathered.
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[WP] King Larry the Goatfucker, sick of people making fun of him, has decreed that EVERYONE in the kingdom must now be titled by that one embarrassing thing they did that ONE TIME
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[WP] All weapons become specialized at killing in a certain category after their first kill, and are named accordingly: Dragonslayer, Cattleslayer, Bachelorslayer. A master weaponsmith's magnum opus had its first kill was recorded in great detail, but nobody can figure out what its name should be.
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[WP] The contestants realized they didn't need to put in any effort, because all the judges were just trying to out-pretentious each other
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[WP] Your superpower makes you the best in the world at everything. However, everything you do is always at MAXIMUM INTENSITY.
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[WP] You work for the world's most comprehensive insurance company. Anything can be insured against... for the right price. One day, someone comes up with the strangest request you've ever heard of. You open up the actuarial tables and find that, yes, your company has covered it before.
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