/u/willyolio's posts
[WP] Elon Musk is an alien sent here to help humanity reach the stars earlier. Trump is also an alien, sent to make sure we never do.
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[WP] You've always known you were special. Destined for great things. Special powers you would grow into. Unique ideas that would revolutionize the world. Turns out you're wrong. In fact, it's been scientifically determined that you are the most average person on the planet.
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[EU] "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!" "Data, is the universal translator malfunctioning?" "No, sir. It appears that the Snoo communicate entirely in memes." "I also choose this guy's dead wife!"
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[WP] You're the editor of a newspaper. A professional assassin was exposed to the public after they killed all the senior members of a major criminal cartel for failing to hold up their end of the contract. People's lives are better but the law still has to prosecute. Write an opinion piece.
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[WP] The villain has taken hold of an ancient artifact that will allow its user to control the world! Except... the ancient people didn't know how big the world really was back then.
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