/u/willyolio's posts
[WP] You see someone walk in into you bar with only their underwear, two bullets, and a sandwich. They juggle the bullets, put the sandwich in your pocket, then jump diagonally against the bathroom door repeatedly. They teleport away. You've just witnessed a speedrunner travel through your bar.
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[WP] Everything you see is 10 seconds into the past, but everything you hear is 10 seconds into the future.
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[WP] Everyone gets one consecutive week of immortality in their lifetimes. It comes randomly without warning. "Upon signing this waiver, the client agrees that the Immortality Testing Company is not liable for decisions made by the client based on the results or the accuracy of the test."
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[WP] You kept meticulous records of Bitcoin's highs and lows as well as winning numbers for the lottery, and planned to use a time machine to get extremely rich. Apparently you weren't the only one.
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[WP] You time-travel by sending back your memories to your infant self. However, you know that, as you age, you'll lose all the memories of your infancy. You'll have only a short time, as an infant, to complete whatever mission you were sent back for.
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AlphaGo has developed to the point where it can be used for real - time military tactics. It has won every war it is used in. Occasionally, it orders an attack with high chance of 100% casualty rate. It is so complex that people are unable to figure out if this is a bug or ideal strategy.
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[WP] In the far future, nothing is original any more. In search of a massive karma jackpot, you datamine ancient, fossilized hard drives in search of dank memes so old and forgotten, they can be passed off as OC.
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