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They tell me when a bird poops on you it's good luck

373 upvotes • DizzlesDJ
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Seeing all the mannequins in different sexually suggestive positions every day really creeped out the staff. NSFW

373 upvotes • cindybubbles
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"you said you're nearsighted, can't see more than 50 cm or something, right?" asked my date, which I nodded to as an answer.

372 upvotes • trisk8ryridus
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I've been banned from another sub.

372 upvotes • CKO1967
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"Mommy theres a monster under my bed" - said my son

371 upvotes • McBeefyNuggey
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I’m dating the God of Light atm.

371 upvotes • StickBush
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"Why are divorces so expensive ?" my soon to be ex-wife asked.

370 upvotes • Quackcocaine69
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"They're heeeere" exclaimed my daughter, as she stared at the blank TV screen.

370 upvotes • nenny123
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What is the least spoken language om earth?

368 upvotes • schepschutter
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As i sat in the coolth of the night, i heard their voices in my head, haunting me until my last breath.

368 upvotes • hackernnan
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