/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As i sat in the coolth of the night, i heard their voices in my head, haunting me until my last breath.

368 upvotes • hackernnan

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I laughed at how the news channel's typo spelled "CORVID-19 Emergency" on my TV screen as I put on my shoes to take out the trash.

366 upvotes • Kerosene_kerosensei

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Why is 9 the best number for food

364 upvotes • mr_mike-2004

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My brother kept complaining about how uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity".

362 upvotes • cindybubbles

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"Mommy, is that a boy or a girl?"

362 upvotes • Tramelo

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Guys 2020 is finally over

361 upvotes • Aarav_Sinha10

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I hope I die quietly in my sleep like my dad...

360 upvotes • i_am_a_bot_764

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The urge to not sing the lion sleeps tonight is tough.

357 upvotes • Ciocalatta

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Oh God, it's a Zombie Invasion!!

357 upvotes • IronMongerVi

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I don’t really think I should have it checked out I mean if anything the lumps make the sex even better. NSFW

356 upvotes • epikness64

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As i sat in the coolth of the night, i heard their voices in my head, haunting me until my last breath.	368	hackernnan
I laughed at how the news channel's typo spelled "CORVID-19 Emergency" on my TV screen as I put on my shoes to take out the trash.	366	Kerosene_kerosensei
Why is 9 the best number for food	364	mr_mike-2004
My brother kept complaining about how uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity".	362	cindybubbles
"Mommy, is that a boy or a girl?"	362	Tramelo
Guys 2020 is finally over	361	Aarav_Sinha10
I hope I die quietly in my sleep like my dad...	360	i_am_a_bot_764
The urge to not sing the lion sleeps tonight is tough.	357	Ciocalatta
Oh God, it's a Zombie Invasion!!	357	IronMongerVi
I don’t really think I should have it checked out I mean if anything the lumps make the sex even better. NSFW	356	epikness64