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My girlfriend called me a pedophile. NSFW

346 upvotes • fraancklyn

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When One Door Closes, Another Door Opens...

346 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle

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After I went downstairs a short while after my parents called my name, my heart dropped.

345 upvotes • Broccroccoli

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The werewolf reeled back in terror, it's leathered skin smouldering as the silver was thrust towards his chest

345 upvotes • Plmode1

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Initially I was flattered when my academic advisor notified me that she sent my college transcript to her case manager.

344 upvotes • CanadianBornChinese

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Entering the bedroom, my father was pleased to see my brother and I were already on our knees.

344 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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While waiting for my roommate to return, I had a conversation with his visiting family about the importance of proper grammar in today's world.

344 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Yesterday my friend told me the funniest thing.

343 upvotes • 0-naske-0

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When I asked my boss for a raise, he took me aside and said, "I want you to think of us like family."

342 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I walked to my mailbox with fear for what inside and what I saw chilled me to the bones...

341 upvotes • This_Mind_Of_Mine

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. NSFW	346	fraancklyn
When One Door Closes, Another Door Opens...	346	ClutchingMyTinkle
After I went downstairs a short while after my parents called my name, my heart dropped.	345	Broccroccoli
The werewolf reeled back in terror, it's leathered skin smouldering as the silver was thrust towards his chest	345	Plmode1
Initially I was flattered when my academic advisor notified me that she sent my college transcript to her case manager.	344	CanadianBornChinese
Entering the bedroom, my father was pleased to see my brother and I were already on our knees.	344	Outside_Normal
While waiting for my roommate to return, I had a conversation with his visiting family about the importance of proper grammar in today's world.	344	Outside_Normal
Yesterday my friend told me the funniest thing.	343	0-naske-0
When I asked my boss for a raise, he took me aside and said, "I want you to think of us like family."	342	cindybubbles
I walked to my mailbox with fear for what inside and what I saw chilled me to the bones...	341	This_Mind_Of_Mine