/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I walked to my mailbox with fear for what inside and what I saw chilled me to the bones...

341 upvotes • This_Mind_Of_Mine

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I smashed the hammer down repeatedly on the head as my husband screamed at me to stop

340 upvotes • sugar-soad

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When my son paused the TV show I was watching and told me he was homosexual, I slapped the shit out of him.

340 upvotes • dailydonuts16

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As a treat to myself, I decided to have lunch at the restaurant near my house, which advertises “Authentic Ethiopian cuisine.”

340 upvotes • RedWestern

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I am the legacy of my dad, a footwear fetishist.

340 upvotes • yellowAbleWheel

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Netflix is releasing a documentary on Norse mythology...

339 upvotes • CKO1967

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Sitting alone in my office, I suddenly felt a sharp pain slash across my throat as the attacker crept up from behind.

339 upvotes • spacebatangeldragon8

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To the person who sent my children boxes of LEGO sets and bags of glitter last Christmas:

338 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I smashed my mother in the head with a bat when she turned into one of the undead

337 upvotes • sugar-soad

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I wear a size 13 shoe NSFW

336 upvotes • daanimas

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I walked to my mailbox with fear for what inside and what I saw chilled me to the bones...	341	This_Mind_Of_Mine
I smashed the hammer down repeatedly on the head as my husband screamed at me to stop	340	sugar-soad
When my son paused the TV show I was watching and told me he was homosexual, I slapped the shit out of him.	340	dailydonuts16
As a treat to myself, I decided to have lunch at the restaurant near my house, which advertises “Authentic Ethiopian cuisine.”	340	RedWestern
I am the legacy of my dad, a footwear fetishist.	340	yellowAbleWheel
Netflix is releasing a documentary on Norse mythology...	339	CKO1967
Sitting alone in my office, I suddenly felt a sharp pain slash across my throat as the attacker crept up from behind.	339	spacebatangeldragon8
To the person who sent my children boxes of LEGO sets and bags of glitter last Christmas:	338	cindybubbles
I smashed my mother in the head with a bat when she turned into one of the undead	337	sugar-soad
I wear a size 13 shoe NSFW	336	daanimas