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What do you call a drunk person from Scotland with one leg?
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lowhangerranger
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The Police questioned me.
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"Daddy can you check under my bed for mobsters?"
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Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy?
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Man I can't believe just lost his streak.
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"Fresh glass of cum?"
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You know you're getting old when your father starts using emojis more than you do.
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It's better to try get a girl who's been taken.
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Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.
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the economy is harsh even for the santa family
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What do you call a drunk person from Scotland with one leg?
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The Police questioned me.
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"Daddy can you check under my bed for mobsters?"
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Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy?
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Man I can't believe just lost his streak.
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"Fresh glass of cum?"
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You know you're getting old when your father starts using emojis more than you do.
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It's better to try get a girl who's been taken.
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Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.
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the economy is harsh even for the santa family
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