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“My child, I want to tell you one last thing before I pass away forever” my father croaked

22 upvotes • Naive_Ad_7137
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The man said to the genie, “Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I said that I wished to be surrounded by hot chicks.”

22 upvotes • cindybubbles
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Gary was sure that Sheila was barren, so it was a surprise when she told him she was pregnant.

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"Dad, there's a monster in my closet!"

22 upvotes • CKO1967
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Basic bitches are so damn boring.

22 upvotes • saketho
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All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them. NSFW

22 upvotes • Fargibus
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My deaf friend wants to be a metalhead so he turned on the radio and headbanged so hard

22 upvotes • calciferdragon
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"Your characters are so three dimensional", said my writing teacher

22 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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The bartender asked, So why do you have a time machine?

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