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A teacher asked their students: what has 147 legs a shoe and three arms?

17 upvotes • justaluckygaycat

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Have you seen the movie CONSTIPATED

17 upvotes • BobScholar

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"Drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism."

17 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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In these trying times it's hard to be funny.

17 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum

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When I was a little boy, I always hated the old ladies at the weddings smiling at me so annoyingly and say:- Maybe you will be the next one!

17 upvotes • Diningroom89

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On the dance floor, I'm a true wizard!

17 upvotes • IronMongerVi

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Why do vegans use Zoom?

17 upvotes • Strong91105

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Minds are like parachutes, working best when open.

17 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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A little old lady brought her car into my shop because it was making "a horrible noise".

17 upvotes • [deleted]

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I keep making fan art

17 upvotes • dickcheney600

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A teacher asked their students: what has 147 legs a shoe and three arms?	17	justaluckygaycat
Have you seen the movie CONSTIPATED	17	BobScholar
"Drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism."	17	HunterSDeadguy
In these trying times it's hard to be funny.	17	makejokesandchewgum
When I was a little boy, I always hated the old ladies at the weddings smiling at me so annoyingly and say:- Maybe you will be the next one!	17	Diningroom89
On the dance floor, I'm a true wizard!	17	IronMongerVi
Why do vegans use Zoom?	17	Strong91105
Minds are like parachutes, working best when open.	17	HunterSDeadguy
A little old lady brought her car into my shop because it was making "a horrible noise".	17	[deleted]
I keep making fan art	17	dickcheney600