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At an antique auction, the auctioneer called out to the bidders.

11 upvotes • BenLegend443

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My first wife died from poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way.

11 upvotes • [deleted]

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Starting to wonder if I've ever had an actual adult conversation.

11 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Me and my friends decided to make a cola and mentos rocket.

11 upvotes • nekomastan

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Two chemist were ordering drinks at a bar, the first one said "I'll have some H2O," The next one said "I'll have some H2O also."

11 upvotes • DamagedJefff

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I pooped in a chocolate Box and gave it to the neighbours

11 upvotes • Ultra-noob

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“Get off your high horse!,” my fieldhand yelled at me.

11 upvotes • Baldeagle77

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As I made love to my wife, we were startled by the sight of the hideous creature standing in the doorway of our bedroom, still as a statue.

11 upvotes • [deleted]

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I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.

11 upvotes • deletedbyredditadmin

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In the end the judge sentenced me to eight months in prison.

11 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At an antique auction, the auctioneer called out to the bidders.	11	BenLegend443
My first wife died from poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way.	11	[deleted]
Starting to wonder if I've ever had an actual adult conversation.	11	HunterSDeadguy
Me and my friends decided to make a cola and mentos rocket.	11	nekomastan
Two chemist were ordering drinks at a bar, the first one said "I'll have some H2O," The next one said "I'll have some H2O also."	11	DamagedJefff
I pooped in a chocolate Box and gave it to the neighbours	11	Ultra-noob
“Get off your high horse!,” my fieldhand yelled at me.	11	Baldeagle77
As I made love to my wife, we were startled by the sight of the hideous creature standing in the doorway of our bedroom, still as a statue.	11	[deleted]
I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.	11	deletedbyredditadmin
In the end the judge sentenced me to eight months in prison.	11	Outside_Normal