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Chicken fried rice

11 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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I like posts that turn situations on their heads

11 upvotes • Raphaeldagamer
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They told me I could make one phonecall from jail

11 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle
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My friend invited me to go out so I'm trying to come up with the best word to rhyme with karaoke for a cute poetic response.

11 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum
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Finally, the biker and the teenager have some thing in common!

11 upvotes • IronMongerVi
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I pooped in a chocolate Box and gave it to the neighbours

11 upvotes • Ultra-noob
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I walked towards Santa's dead body and wore his clothes.

11 upvotes • intodadepths333
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Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.

11 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I joke that two types of guys are attracted to me, toxic or foot fetishists.

11 upvotes • TAKG
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Despite my accomplishments I'm unfulfilled

10 upvotes • mathersamuel
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