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As a gas clerk, they tell me not to drink the gas. But it tastes so yummy!!!!

11 upvotes • PooAssObama
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I just looked for the bible in my local bookshop.

11 upvotes • mycateatsbananas
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I pooped in a chocolate Box and gave it to the neighbours

11 upvotes • Ultra-noob
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Chicken fried rice

11 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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Ok, this has gone on long enough

11 upvotes • KailTheDryad
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Why did the existential chicken cross the road?

11 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.

11 upvotes • deletedbyredditadmin
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Yesterday someone broke my mood ring.

11 upvotes • bellias-smellias
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Me and my friends decided to make a cola and mentos rocket.

11 upvotes • nekomastan
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I Did a Favor for a Mime Today

11 upvotes • Disciple_of_Cthulhu
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