/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After I opened the door, I was full of surprise.

591 upvotes • aaron2005X

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I heard some girl died on the field of a baseball game...

583 upvotes • [deleted]

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"How about our newest model?" asked the mirror salesman.

582 upvotes • Menign

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Do you know how you can tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

579 upvotes • fR1chAps

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My parents bought my twin sister a first class ticket for her dream holiday, but they told me if I wanted to go then I would have to pay for myself

577 upvotes • sugar-soad

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For her birthday, my mother in law said she wanted something in her garage that would take her from 0 to over 200 in the blink of an eye.

575 upvotes • thegeneralg

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After I was kidnapped, higher and higher ransoms were offered

574 upvotes • sugar-soad

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If I ever meet Stevie Wonder, I'm going to whisper in his ear:

571 upvotes • [deleted]

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I am considering divorcing my husband after I came home early and caught him in a compromising position NSFW

565 upvotes • sugar-soad

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I bought my girlfriend a new dildo, and today I came home from work early and heard her in the bedroom moaning in pleasure.

554 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After I opened the door, I was full of surprise.	591	aaron2005X
I heard some girl died on the field of a baseball game...	583	[deleted]
"How about our newest model?" asked the mirror salesman.	582	Menign
Do you know how you can tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?	579	fR1chAps
My parents bought my twin sister a first class ticket for her dream holiday, but they told me if I wanted to go then I would have to pay for myself	577	sugar-soad
For her birthday, my mother in law said she wanted something in her garage that would take her from 0 to over 200 in the blink of an eye.	575	thegeneralg
After I was kidnapped, higher and higher ransoms were offered	574	sugar-soad
If I ever meet Stevie Wonder, I'm going to whisper in his ear:	571	[deleted]
I am considering divorcing my husband after I came home early and caught him in a compromising position NSFW	565	sugar-soad
I bought my girlfriend a new dildo, and today I came home from work early and heard her in the bedroom moaning in pleasure.	554	[deleted]